Palace is boring. Dancing is boring. I wanted to go on the Death Star...looked fun. Thought maybe I could meet some interesting people...but noooo, I have to stay here and work on some new dance for some stupid ceremony the Emperor is hosting ( Read more... )

( the creepy old guy posted this thing... )

Well, here I am, with the rebels.

*coughweeze*

Heard about Alderaan, and it pretty much sucks to be Tycho.

Err, I mean...those BASTARDS!

*sneezeshacksupalung*

I feel like shit. Think I'll lie down till the war is over.

YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS?

(No, the correct answer is not "Me, if you're lucky.")

GOING OUT ON A SCOUTING MISSION.

AND GETTING SICK FROM IT.

I can't fly. And the sickbay is really really boring.

Who runs this stupid galaxy anyway?

The trees are very tall today. Yep, another exciting day on Endor. We've got rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks and trees and trees and rocks and... water! Yeah, maybe I should go to the lake. There's not much to do right now other than fool around with this Holonet terminal that has mysteriously wound up here.

Cloud City doesn't have much of a nightlife.

Sure, you have the ugnaughts, but have you ever seen an ugnaught strip dance ( Read more... )

I wonder if any one would notice if I just walked away into the desert and died.

Uncle Owen'd just hire a 'droid to replace me.

No one understands me; it's always "drink your blue milk, dear" or "go fix this" or "YOU DID WHAT TO THE SKYHOPPER?".

God, I hate them. They have no idea what it's like to just rot on this god-forsaken ball of sand ( Read more... )

So, all I have to do is lead a bunch of digruntled soldiers on a mission to take over an Imperial ship, not get caught before we have a chance to execute the plan of attack, not get ourselves vaped after we execute the plan of attack, find a group of Rebels to defect too, and not get killed in the process ( Read more... )

...killing all the Jedi? Once you're done, there aren't any more Jedi to kill so instead the Emperor sends you off to chase down some princess playing at Rebel ( Read more... )